Honest about Lying

I’m at home waiting on Cheryl whose been out with a friend. Cheryl comes into the bedroom where I’m working.

Cheryl (slurring): Hey baby.

Me: Have you been drinking?

Cheryl: Noooooo. Definitely not.

Me: Liar

Cheryl: Maybe. Yeah. But at least I’m honest.

I stare at her in astonishment.

Me: You just lied about drinking, how is that being honest?

Cheryl: No, I was honest about lying.

Me: I just can’t with you.

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