Birthday Inebriations

On the way home from celebrating Cheryl’s birthday. My lovely, very inebriated wife had some thoughts.

Cheryl: *starts laughing hysterically*

Me: What’s so funny?

Cheryl: I’m so drunk.

Me: Yes, you are thoroughly drunk.

Cheryl: I’m a thoroughbred drunk. My head feels like a TV. Has your head ever felt like a TV?

Me: No, I can’t say it ever has.

Cheryl: It’s so weird. My face feels all fuzzy and my head feels like a rectangle. So it’s like a TV.

Me: Ok, sweetheart.

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