Me: So, The Sunshine Factory, the tanning place by ECU, got permission from the state to reopen.
Cheryl: That is so stupid, why would they do that?
Me: Clearly tanning is essential.
Cheryl: It’s been really warm and sunny, people don’t need tanning beds.
Me: Nope, they can get their skin cancer the old fashioned way.
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